Sunday, August 24, 2003

My Name is Bling Bling


To all you motherfuckers who say I have no idea what I'm doing in my little dabbles in horse racing (I contend that I am probably one of the best handicappers of my generation), I just hit the exacta AND trifecta with big bets in a major stakes race, one in which the post time favorite didn't finish in the money. Uncle A and I went out and flashed bling around town for the next many hours, and I goofed the little latina hottie from the track's hot dog stand later on that night. Thanks to Uncle A for making it all possible. Fuck all y'all, I'm taking a vacation. Bring on the IRS.












11th race - Saratoga - August 23, 2003
 
Race Name: Travers S.
  -   Grade: 1
Off at: 6:28    Race Type: Stakes
Age Restriction: Three Year Old
Value of Race: $1,000,000
Distance: One And One Fourth Miles
Surface Type: Dirt       Track Condition: Fast
Winning Time: 2:02.14


































Pgm Horse Jockey Win Place Show
4 Ten Most Wanted Pat Day
7.50 

3.40 

2.80 
1 Peace Rules Jerry D. Bailey

3.80 

2.80 
3 Strong Hope John R. Velazquez


3.10 




Also ran:
5 - Wild and Wicked
, 2 - Congrats
, 7 - Sky Mesa
Scratched:  
Funny Cide
,Empire Maker



































 
Wager Type Winning Numbers Payoff
$2 Pick 3 5-2-4
(3 correct)
303.50
$2 Pick 4 3-5-2-4
(4 correct)
3,606.00
$2 Pick 6 6-12-3-5-2-4
(5 correct)
914.00
$2 Pick 6 6-12-3-5-2-4
(6 correct)
128,675.00
$2 Exacta 4-1
27.00
$2 Trifecta 4-1-3
76.00
Winning Breeder: Jim H. Plemmons

Winning Owner: J. Paul Reddam, Michael Jarvis, James Chisholm, Kenneth Smole, Et.Al.

Winning Trainer: Wallace A. Dollase

Monday, August 11, 2003

SIM-ply Amazing

As my esteemed colleague has envisioned, there is actually a world of this type. I have personally not played it, but "The SIMs" is an online game where you create yourself a character and then live in a world with other online participants by using chat to communiate. It seems to be quite time-consuming and reports are in that there are already people "losing" themselves in this make-believe world. This is not too unlike the would-be warriors that were roaming the sewers in the late 70s/early 80s to live out their Dungeons and Dragons fantasies. I wonder if in this new game, you can create a Captain Heinous charater and go to a bar, get stinking plastered, steal a car, run over pedestrians, drive into the ocean, etc.?!

Sounds cool!

Sunday, August 03, 2003

Flash Forward


Here's an idea, let's get people together on the internet and decide on a particular place and time to do something, like say spontaneously sing the national anthem while hopping on one foot for ten minutes and then disperse. Boy that'll be so funny! We can call it Flash Mobbing! We'll be like so civil disobedient and stuff. What happens when these people decide to all pull out guns and start shooting and then leave into anonymity? I'm hereby calling the following scenario: Presidential hopefuls in 2004 are taunted by these flash mobbers at campaign stops. The taunts will become increasingly severe, culminating in the "drowing out" of the candidate(s). It's a set up I tell you. Watch yer backs people. If you spot these freaks run in the other direction. But then again maybe that's just the aichens talkin'.