Sunday, December 28, 2003

Please excuse me while I drink myself to death

As a lifelong Minnesota Vikings zealot, I have been disappointed many, many times. But nothing compares to today. Thankfully, I'm drunk out of my gourd. But the conscious part of me knows there has never been a lower part in my sports fan memory.

Aesfanzen + Vikesfanzen: How can I win?

posted by Bil Klinton @ 12/28/2003 04:25:00 PM 0 Comments

Saturday, December 27, 2003

I see where this is going...


Buzznet.com's got it goin' on. Photo blogs and friendster type access. Get your cell phone upgraded to take pictures 'cause you will be spending time here. I didn't understand it before but now I do.

posted by Howie Hardcore @ 12/27/2003 10:27:00 AM 0 Comments

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

I was looking for a job


and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now...

This helps get through the work day. Joe Frank, check out Lover Man.

posted by Howie Hardcore @ 12/16/2003 09:38:00 AM 0 Comments

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Do you know Captain Heinous?



CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND TAKE THE QUIZ!

posted by Captain Heinous @ 12/09/2003 01:36:00 PM 0 Comments

Thursday, December 04, 2003

Don't believe the hype
There's one of those plastic banner signs hanging in the Lake Merritt BART station.


It says this:


BRAND NEW FARE MACHINES
To Help Serve You Better


Then, on the way out the turnstile, one of the hard orange rotary flaps didn't open fast enough and almost carved off one of my testicles.


That shit ain't serving me better, any way you slice it.

posted by ApeRobot @ 12/04/2003 08:25:00 PM 0 Comments

Monday, December 01, 2003

Meet Kulak - too ugly to find a home

"The unusual looking short-legged crossbreed now holds the title of the longest serving resident at the Dogs Trust's Re-homing Centre at Snetterton."

Click here for the full report.

posted by Bil Klinton @ 12/01/2003 08:15:00 AM 0 Comments