RAP ARTIST: I am very rich, very sexually active, and/or very tough. This shall become evident to you by way of the assortment of expensive automobiles, snarling pit bulls, and bikini-clad females featured behind me. Also, please note that my name is presented in a jewel-encrusted font.
HEAVY METAL ARTIST: I am sexually ambiguous, but also very sexy.
ALTERNATIVE ARTIST: I am emotionless and perhaps not even looking at the camera. One of us is also showing our displeasure with corporate rock by flipping off the camera.
INDEPENDENT ARTIST: Here is a photo of an inanimate object or an old, broken-down building.
LOCAL ROCK BAND: We are hanging out near train tracks or in front of a brick wall.
COUNTRY ARTIST: I got a really good deal at the mall on this airbrushed glamour shot of me hugging my guitar.
FEMALE POP SENSATION: I got a really good deal at the mall on this airbrushed glamour shot of my hair blowing in the wind while wearing a skimpy outfit.
PHIL COLLINS: Here is another album cover that consists of a close-up shot of my face.
# posted by ApeRobot @
12/14/2004 11:43:00 AM ::
