One night the patriarchs of Lowbar.com sat around a laptop microphone and let Captain Heinous have his way with it. The below MP3 sounds are the result of that fateful night. They are offered here as a glimpse into the inner workings of the Heinous mind. The opinions expressed in these recordings do not necessarily represent the opinions of Lowbar.com. .
      1. dog1
      2. achtung2
      3. americans
      4. blink4
      5. blink5
      6. blinkbad
      7. blinkbad2
      8. bong
      9. bowchicka1
      10. bowchickatrimmed
      11. bownerchicknuuhh
      12. capt
      15. chucksex3
      17. clothing_trim
      18. dasblood1
      20. doublebarrel
      21. gamemedley1
      22. gamemedley2
      23. gunner1
      24. look2
      25. nernernah
      26. rookie
      27. scratchgunner
      28. sharp
      29. stonedchuck1
      30. superstone1
      31. superstone2
      32. thatlook
      33. train1
      34. train6
      35. trainwrak2
      36. trickass
      37. trickass2
      38. trickass3
      39. wahwahwahwah
      40. warchuck3
      41. witness
      42. youknow