After an extensive probe into the annals of Super Hero history, the amazing story of the inception of Captain Heinous has been discovered!

The Early Years
Seemingly an innocent character, Mr. Heinous actually began his career of fighting errant crimes of hopeless sobriety while under cover of fameless musical ambitions. Yes, the making of our hero came at the hand of one said drummer of a cow punk band in the 80's. Only two recordings are said to exist but are under extremely limited distribution.

  No Stone Goes Unturned

As our hero discovers an intense desire to battle endearment, he moves to the epicenter of known deprivation - our Nation's Capitol - again under a cloak of musical darkness. This is the heyday of Captain Heinous. Infamous were the social saving efforts in few fair swoops of a scorched, impoverished tongue. One bystander, witnessing the miraculous and impromptu social suffocations was quoted as saying, "It is absolut that his powers come as his brain is off and his mouth is on."

The Twilight is Gleaming

Unfortunately the nights are drawing near where Captain Heinous will drift from hero into blended anonymity. A quick promotion to Rear Admiral was soon a demotion, a devastating blow, but one that assures a place in legend for the Captain. The times have changed his appearance too, bringing his fashion into a more street-wise and less consuming character. Perhaps, if you have tried everything else, and you can find him, you can hire Captain Heinous...

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