A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.

Friday, June 28, 2002

Summer Break with Bella and Janina
On a steamy afternoon in Hannover, Germany, two young girls decide to slip into something comfotable and see who is online. Low and behold, it turns out that these two, nubile, horny, pseudo-sluts, run into Captain Heinous online! Excerpts of the transcription follow:

Kickie1985: hallo :-*
CaptainHeinous: uh hi
Kickie1985: na wie gehts süßer
CaptainHeinous: sprechenzie inglais?
Kickie1985: bist du shit
CaptainHeinous: bist du shit
Kickie1985: ne you shit
CaptainHeinous: lump
Kickie1985: pump
CaptainHeinous: how do you say trick ass mother fucker in deutch?
CaptainHeinous: cuz thats what vu ist
Kickie1985: ja ja fuck doch your mother its schon ok
Kickie1985: you are a very good english stupid boy
CaptainHeinous: you're german pussy is smelling up my computer
Kickie1985: ok lass uns speak german
Kickie1985: :-)
CaptainHeinous: lol
CaptainHeinous: where r u?
Kickie1985: janina und bella and you
CaptainHeinous: Captain Heinous
Kickie1985: ok we are blond
Kickie1985: you are my bitch
CaptainHeinous: so bella and janina, do you like to party?
Kickie1985: yes we like partys where?
Kickie1985: we are from top secrect
CaptainHeinous: you are from top secret?
CaptainHeinous: where is that?
Kickie1985: top secrect isv a puff
Kickie1985: your are a very old man
CaptainHeinous: i am a VERY old man
CaptainHeinous: 16 can get me into trouble in this country
CaptainHeinous: we had better have sex in Sweden
Kickie1985: we come at hannover
Kickie1985: bikes( motorrad)
Kickie1985: we are not slups
CaptainHeinous: you don't like sex?
Kickie1985: we like sex
CaptainHeinous: u do?
Kickie1985: you are perverted
Kickie1985: ok we are 18and we make gogo dance
Kickie1985: not stripping
Kickie1985: sorry we can a little bit english not so good
CaptainHeinous: ok

bella

janina



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