A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
| Whips A Donkey With A Beltt | Put Under Furniture Legs Like Feltt | |
| Belize | Costa Rica | |
| Saenz | Giambi(s) | |
| Fäeke-Germannen | zutreffend Deutsch | |
| Samsung | Motorolla | |
| Hilarious Lowbar News! | Disenchanted Lowbar real news commentary! | |
| Vioxx followed by binge drinking | Binge drinking followed by barbiturates | |
| Ambien | Seconal | |
| Friends finishing med school & residency | Buying drugs in Tijuana | |
| Rubber-nubbed cock-rings | Condoms | |
| Shifty-truck BMW skateboard | Silver BMWs | |
| Cheering for Belgium in World Cup | Playing for Belgium in World Cup | |
| Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder | Sexually Transmitted Diseases | |
| Diet and exercise | B-12 shots in ass | |
| Being fat, soft, drunk, and happy | Diet and exercise | |
| Hatefucks | Cosmo butterfly | |
| Housesitting for rich people | Being rich | |
| Wide urethra | Cleft asshole | |
| Triple Crown | Crown Royal | |
| Bombay & Tonic | Red Bull & Mandarin | |
| Taking Pills | Paying Bills | |
| Stealing Car With Cousin | Riding in Cars with Boys | |
| Wendy's buys out Baja Fresh | Wendy's fresh little taco | |
| Waxing that ass | Waxing that Buick | |
| Orderly pedestrian conduct | People walking in a row and blocking sidewalk | |
| Anus-scorching diet of coffee and cigarettes | The bottom of a poorly-mixed glass of Citrucel | |
| Drinking martini as if it was a shot | Shooting up vermouth as if it was the cure for anthrax | |
| Sterling Marlin | Ricky Rudd |
