A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
| Tasty Like A Patty Meltt | Odorous Like Rotting Smeltt | |
| Germans: Bella and Janina | Germans: Siegfried and Roy | |
| Li'l Bow Wow's math tutor | Fabolous's spelling consultant | |
| Capri brand cigarettes | Capri-style pantaloons | |
| Driving Aston-Martin | Quoting Austin Powers | |
| Prank shopping lists | Prank faxes | |
| Imbibing alcoholic solutions | Outsourcing enterprise solutions | |
| Oakland | San Francisco | |
| El Cerrito | Oakland | |
| Organizing a blind date in which your friend is forced to go out with an inanimate object, such as a teak sidetable | Tort law | |
| Referring to pool as "pocket billiards" | Referring to pool as "shooting some stick" | |
| Attempting to document the existence of phantoms | Attempting to bust ghosts | |
| Having a raffle broken up by cops | Having a raffle broken up by anti-monopoly interest groups | |
| Minding your own goddamned business | Forcing passersby to look at the pretty rainbow | |
| Referring to music as "major tuneage" | Referring to music as "emo-core soundscapes" | |
| Cisco's uBR10012 Universal Broadband Router | Sisqo's "The Thong Song" | |
| Kent Tekulve | Kentucky | |
| Toes, food, dogs | Tofu Dogs | |
| Royal Crown Cola | Crown Royal liquor | |
| A cavalier attitude regarding grocery shopping | Making grocery purchases based upon Safeway Club Card discounts | |
| Jarts | Lazer Tag | |
| The Coney Island Franklins | Marathon Oil | |
| Go-Bots | Transformers | |
| Micro Machines | M.A.S.K. vehicles | |
| Receiving a Tony Award | Receiving a broken ankle | |
| Affixing items to self using Velcro | Affixing items to self using black-magic voodoo | |
| Referring to friends as [First letter of their name]-Dawgg | Referring to friends as [First letter of their name]-[First syllable of their last name] | |
| Brine Shrimp / Plankton / Krill (three-way tie) | ||
| Lemons | Grapes | |
