PROPS
Rolfonez: you might be a stalker or american FBI or something
CaptainHeinous: right
Rolfonez: you are weird looking man
Rolfonez: do you put a perm in our hair
Rolfonez: your hair is nice and dark and i like moustache
Rolfonez: it looks like you are smoking something funny
CaptainHeinous: it took me years to perfect the look
Rolfonez: it is sexy like beastie boys
Rolfonez: you are the best looking man on the site
CaptainHeinous: why thank you, i try
Rolfonez: so that is your pic or is it a joke
CaptainHeinous: that's me alright
Rolfonez: are you spanish, portugese, greek?
CaptainHeinous: a little of each
Rolfonez: and are you really a captain?
Rolfonez: you definitely look like you are from the good part of europe
Rolfonez: i hate blonde boys, they have no sex appeal
CaptainHeinous: i am from the good part of everywhere
Rolfonez: are you a sea captain or an army captain or a police captain?
CaptainHeinous: I am a captain of heinocity
Rolfonez: boring
CaptainHeinous: I'll bore you
