A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
A side-by-side analysis of Nomar Garciaparra's offensive production versus the Tampa Bay Devil Rays today and my at-bats in Friday night's co-ed softball game.
| Garciaparra | Klontt |
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| 1) Line-out to right 2) 2-run homer to left 3) 2-run homer to left 4) Grand slam to left 5) Fly-out to center | 1) Ground-out to short 2) Ground-out to short 3) Ground-out to short |
| Total: 3-5, 3 HR, 8 RBI | Total: 0-3, 0 HR, 0 RBI |
Conclusion: I am the greatest living hitter.
