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Friday, September 27, 2002

Vote of Confidence: Captain Heinous, Professional Aviator

H R Screwlack: have you seen: airdisaster.com?
Captain Heinous: no but i might be on there soon
Captain Heinous: so i picked this little airport that i had never been to before
Captain Heinous: and did a crosswind landing that went awfully bad quick
Captain Heinous: the left wheel went oin grass into a rut that kept pulling plane off to left, then off runway
Captain Heinous: then it ran into a deeper ditch and i could not recover, left wing smashed a trree, spun whole plane around and slammed nose first into the deep part of the ditch
Captain Heinous: fuel leaking, pilot door jammed, i exited passengfer door
H R Screwlack: pussy
Captain Heinous: huh?
H R Screwlack: a real captain goes down with his ship
H R Screwlack: unless the ship is insured
H R Screwlack: (was it?)
Captain Heinous: i went down with ship
Captain Heinous: yes
H R Screwlack: fuck it then, let's go bowling>
Captain Heinous: pics will be on the way



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