Some ideas I have for movies, and if you steal them, we will hunt you down with our elaborate tracking software and let our howitzer take care of business
- A movie about secret casinos at the bottom of the sea, and it is called AquaGambleLand
- A movie about scantily clad female lawyers, and the name of it is Ooh La Law
- A movie about the second coming of Daniel Boone, who in his reincarnated form continues to fuck shit up on the trailblazing tip and resumes his post as the magistrate of the Femme Osage District in St. Charles County, Missouri. The working title for this one is Boone Again! and may be changed to Boone's Back!
- A movie about janitors on a cruise liner, and the name of it is Ship-Shape
- A movie about the adventures (... and misadventures!) of a dandy fop and his best friend the hobo, which is called Prim and Pauper
- A movie about some Native American hero-type guy, and it is called Upon the Wings of the Eagle
- A movie with a lot of car chases and explosions and stuff, and the name of it is Double-Barreled Justice
- A movie about a really important court case, and it is called A Question of Justice
- A touching foreign film about a young girl's coming of age, and it is called Koleta
- A movie about your mom, and it is called My Night of Extreme Sexual Ecstasy
- Planet of the Crepes
- Planet of the Shapes
- PlanAest of the Aes
- Ghostbusters 3: This Time The Black Ghostbuster Makes All The Jokes, And Most Of Them Involve Him Trying To Figure Out Whether He's Actually Seeing Ghosts Or If He's Just Really Stoned (Starring Chris Tucker)
