Merry Freaking X-Mas
Someone needs to develop a website called
lumpofcoal.com (URL is available) where the site gives information on great gag gifts for the holidays as well as testimonials to the worst gifts received. Additionally, there needs to be reference to what the recipients did during the year that was bad enough to recieve terrible gifts or no gifts at all. In fact, it would be useful to have a database to help you determine, depending on different infractions throughout the year, the severity of said infractions and therefore amount of coal to be given. Finally, there needs to be either a link to or shopping cart for purchasing actual coal products.
Remember, I get royalties...
