Hot-but-flawed insults that will wow and dazzle your peers- You think you are too cool for school, but guess what? School just got a whole lot cooler.
- Your mom is so fat that I've considered the following: Something may be wrong with her metabolism.
- Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
- No shit, Sherlock.
- Nice driving directions for my travels into outer space, Copernicus.
- Nice theories regarding galvanic electricity, Georg Simon Ohm.
- Why don't you make like a fighter pilot and fly your F-16 fighter plane out of here, douchebag.
- When God was handing out brains, you thought he said "trains" and said "no thanks." While this was perhaps the proper response regarding the acquisition of additional trains -- you are many things, but lacking in the area of train-ownership is not one of them -- you are dumb as shit as a result of this misunderstanding.
- Hey, Mr. Pussy-Ears... the last time I checked, rock and roll ain't noise pollution.
- You must have skipped the day in school when they were teaching education.
- What you say is what you are; you're a naked booby-star. (** implies that person initiating insult is a naked booby-star, which may be undesirable)
- Milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner your breath is made.
