National Terror Threat Levels: At a Glance
Now we're at "Orange"... but what does that mean? Use the helpful guide below to determine how the terror threat level colors should be manifested in your daily activities.
Green (Low): Prance freely, toss rose petals, paint psychedelic peace symbols on face
Blue (Guarded): Look at everyone out of the corner of your eye
Yellow (Elevated): Now would be a good time to enroll in martial arts classes
Orange (High): Wear a helmet at all times
Red (Severe): Don a suit of armor, cover self in
Smucker's Magic Shell and revert to fetal position
