What Frankiegoestohollywood.com comes up with
I poured myself a margarita and for some reason decided to type "frankiegoestohollywood.com" into the address of my web browser. I then saw the ever familiar redirecting to another website when an actual one can't be found. That action, of being redirected to somewhere you don't want to go, has become the "fuck you, you're an idiot" of our day and age. Nothing makes me feel stupider than mistyping "google.com" and getting some third-rate search engine. Are they really making money at this stuff or is it just to piss people off? Anyway I typed in frankiegoestohollywood and I was redirected to MILFseeker.com. This is a site that has porn on it's front page. I immediately thought about the kids that are accidently sent here and how just viewing it would cause more damage to them than Pete Townsend's grandmother ever caused him. This site is all about seeking out Mother's I'd Like to Fuck (MILF) -a line from the movie American Pie. These guys have taken the idea and made it into a money making venture. They drive around in a mini van and have sex with random women. I'm sure money is exchanged because one is a balding hispanic guy who calls himself the cuban missle crisis and the other is a blonde idiot surfer type who is actually having the missle crisis due to his miniscule penis. How do I know all of this? Because I watched with great interest all of the sample clips they have and was greatly entertained. God bless the Internet!
