Down With The [Aaron] Brown
I must whole-heartedly agree with Ape on this point. Frankly, this guy is just an asshole. CNN needs to frag his ass. This is the same guy that:
- During the absolute worst tragedy in U.S. history, the attack on 9-11-01, he had the same smug grin on his face during the entrie week of reporting the gruesome, devastating horrors of charred plummeting bodies, missing heroes, and torn survivors. This guy really didn't give a rat's ass about any of this stuff, he might as well have been that fat guy that claims to be Katie Currick's friend and reports on last week's weather. Brown had wthe worst delivery possible and almost seemed to enjoy reporting the news of the dead.
- When the space shuttle burned up on impact with the Earth's surface during re-entry, all major networks sent for thier anchors to return to report on the accident. I don't remember the sequence but Ted Koppel made it back by noon that day, another one was in the morning and one in the evening. Well, this asshole Brown was out in California playing golf and refused to come back until 2 days after the fact.
He is lame, but there is something we can do:
1) Strap a big magnet to his nuts and send him with Delta Force to find minefields in the Iraq front line.
2) Make him go on a date with the fat guy that does last week's weather.
3) Fire him.
4) Expose him to Geraldo Rivera as a gay pedophile porn star.
5) Nothing, but write more about how he sucks.
