A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
The Lowbar Patriarchs are sort of like the Spice Girls. Or maybe just spices. I like to think of myself as Marjoram, while Capt. Heinous is a spice that repeats the word "raghead" in Blogger posts. Coriander, let's say. Capt. Coriander.
For those taking notes, BK Freshmilk and Howie Hardcore are Cumin and Saffron, respectively.
In his latest post (see below), Capt. Heinous sez: In fourth grade, I stood next to the kid that threw a rock at the short bus and I got in trouble too.
I can empathize with that. I feel like the guy standing next to the kid who keeps posting comments containing racist overtones, violent solutions and implications that Chaka Khan is not a musical genius. And this is what makes America great. He probably doesn't care much for my views, either. Except regarding Aaron Brown.
Capt. Heinous: He ain't subtle, but he's a certified sound-effects genius. Furthermore, if you don't like his viewpoints, you can at least take out your frustration by simulating the act of inserting dildos and a large mouse into his ear canal, Flash-animation style. That's what I'm gonna do for the next 10 minutes.
God bless America.
