Items described as being "the real deal" by various Internet sources
- The Florida State University Police Department
- Michael "Pinball" Clemons
- Fujišs MX-500 camera
- Penn State runningback Larry Johnson
- RealAudio
- Vegan Munzer's Famous Hummus
- Jesus Christ
- Kentuky (sic)
- Figure skating
- 2002 Porsche Boxster
- Doug Supernaw
- XML
- Maria's Pizza
- The friendship of a calico kitten
- LindowsOS PC
- The Serena Slam
- Veteran Rodeo Pickupman Benny Jordan
- Corporate Profit Recession
- California Indian gaming
- Adult Starter Authentic NHL St. Louis Blues Jersey
- Dolly Parton
- Gilbert Arenas
- 2000 ABC miniseries "Hopkins 24/7"
- VBS-BubbleBoy
- Yow
- Marshall University's conference basketball schedule
- Stanford wide receiver Donnie Pitts
- Dimitriy Salita
- Online music distribution pact
- Pat Meares
- Horned Frogs
- These TV doctors
- Fake steals
- Stepware, Inc.
- Lycoming fans
- Original Proto Pipe Deluxe Hand Pipes
- Georgg Phillipp Telemann's instructions to Make ligitement (sic) Money
