A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
Q: What do you call a man who looks like a vase?
A: Ernie (Urn-y).
Q: Why is the toast served at bed-and-breakfasts all deformed?
A: Because it's inn bread.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Linux geeks with fever blisters?
A: Open-sores programmers
Q: What did the mountain lion say to the clock?
A: Raaaaaaaaawr.
Q: Where do pirates like to go shopping?
A: Macy's (to be read out loud with a pirate accent)
Q: Why does Vincent Van Gogh like to g... (Note: I was killed before finishing this joke)
