Another Bold Prediction: "Fuckin' Champion"With the realization that the world (as we know it) will come to an "end" on 2 September 2014, I have another bold prediction to make:
Sometime between now and August 29, 2014, I will be declared "Fuckin' Champion." This championship does not necessarily have anything to do with fucking (though I'm not ruling it out, I'd have to consider any favorable title in that regard highly unlikely). Nor will it, I predict, have anything to do with sport (though I still have 3 years of NCAA eligibility remaining, and am considering making myself available for the draft). I was hoping I might be a Jeopardy champion, but that would probably not be a victory of the "Fuckin' Champion"-ship sort.
Moving right along...A good friend is plotting against a chocolate-thieving officemate...with the obvious retaliatory prank coming to mind, I embarked upon a web search for 'chocolate ex-lax'. I stumbled across a consumer review on
Ciao, a British site akin to the American
Epinions, where users from around the world post reviews on various consumer products (household goods, drugs, electronics, cars, etc)...though it is expanded to include film, music, and a much wider range of consumer products than I have seen thoroughly discussed on Epinions. Anyhow, I confirmed that these reviews are screened for relevance and decency. So, it could only be in the name of good humour that the screeners let
this lukewarm review of chocolate Ex-Lax slip by, entitled
Rectifying Your Rectum and contributed by a user called
annexation. After reading some of this guy's other posts, I'm seriously considering recruiting him for a guest piece or two on Lowbar.
