A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
1. That this economy doth suck. Oh sure maybe (no proof yet) corporate spending is on the rise but jobs are scarce. I'm begining to think we've become just an information society and that there is no real work to be done anymore. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore! In fact the only thing that keeps me going is laughing about Capt. Anus.
2. President Bush is out of control. Not only did we not find any WMD's, we didn't find any terrorists either, unless you call people defending their sovereign country terrorists. Maybe we should rename the minutemen, who so bravely fought during the US Revolutionary War, terrorists. The deficit is mushrooming. Send the troops home, pretty please. We need thier $15k/year consumer spending to give our economy a shot in the arm.
3. The weather outside is nice. As I look out my window I see a beautiful day. I can see all the way to Oaktown.
4. Schwarzenneger should stay off TV. Every time I hear his thick accent I cringe. It sounds good when he's toting a shotgun and asking for Sara Conner but not when talking about the "Sacramento Fatcats". I was once thinking about voting for him. I thought it would be fun to have Arnold to kick around for a couple years but I just can't take it. He walks funny too, sort of a waddle.
5. I may never be a millionaire. I'm mid-30's, jobless and in debt. I may never "make it". In fact my future looks rather dim. I'm no longer willing to "take one for any team" and I'm not skilled enough to be your boss. There's nothing left but to start a dot com and run it into the ground. Yay me!
6. I think Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was good. Emphasis on the WAS. Oh sure they are funny, occassionaly, but I think they've exhausted the straight guy thing. Straight men just are not good television. Manscaping, gel product in hair, manicures, eyebrow tweesing, fake meals that they don't know how to prepare. Hey what else you got? Nada!
7. Monk, however is good TV. If you haven't seen it, it's good stuff. Reminds me of Columbo.
8. Nanotechnology will never happen. It's all a hoax. Don't believe it. The Internet is as far advanced as we're going to get.
9. I'm getting married. Sept 21st in Beantown. Sorry just a family gathering. But we'll have a soiree in SF in Oct. Y'all come, ya hear?
10. September 11th still isn't funny. You'd think after two years we could joke about it... nope, still not funny.
