Joy to the Hurled
I run to keep in shape, but I do like to drink Lite Beer. Now I have fairly accurately figured out that I nned to run approximately .8 miles to burn off 1 Lite beer, so because I run quite a bit each week, I get to drink a lot of Lite beer. Now running is not always fun and in fact, quite often, it flat out sucks ass. For instance, I ran the Army 10 miler in a relatively impressive 79:40 (minutes jackass, and with no training) but my legs are still killing me! Apparently I am not the only one with these views because I saw this lady at the race, literally within 50 feet of the finish line, stop suddenly, and almost keel over with her hands on her knees. A guy running in front of me ran by her and asked, "Are you OK?" At that very moment she barfed what looked like three Dannon Vanilla yogurts onto her new ASICS shoes, YUCK! Well, at least I beat her.
