A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
Put on your stinking caps it's time to run the gauntlet with these 17 bad asses. Highlight the invisible text at the bottom to see the answers.
1. What is the hexdecimal color of that piss yellow behind this question?
2. Just what is BK the fucking champ of?
3. How may x's are there in the meta keywords of lowbar.com?
4. What, if inserted into a toaster or a car's gasoline tank, will cold fuck shit up?
5. What should one do when fat, bloated and overweight?
6. What happened on June 1, 2001?
7. What does the phrase Füken das Yanken mean?
8. How many phalluses can fit in Captain Heinous' ear?
9. What company launched the B2BeefJerky Enterprise Solutions division?
10. What is the second commandment found in the sofa?
11. According to Mr. Bill Gates Windows XP is the new ____ and off ___ ___.
12. The Rowbar icon features what defunct cartoon character?
13. What is the sound effect blink blink blink kersploorsh of?
14, Finish the line: Watch me pull a rabbit out of this ___ ____.
15. How far does Capt. Heinous have to run to burn off a Lite beer?
16. What kind of beer does Ape Robot's liver not prefer?
17. Why is the toast served at bed-and-breakfasts all deformed?
Answers
1. #CCCC33 2. Horse racing, apparently 3. Seventeen 4. VHS tape 5. Look in the mirror and contemplate. 6. Lowbar consulting took over your life. 7. Fuck the Yankees
8. Five 9. Pemmican 10. Thou shalt not bunt past the 7th inning to break up a no-hitter. 11. Joint, th' heezy. 12. Mr. Wong 13. Someone defecating
14. Tomato can. 15. point eight miles 16.Guinness 17. Because it's inn bread.
