A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.

Wednesday, January 07, 2004

Mensa test


GAME: ITEM MATCH


a. shoe 1. pirate
b. cat 2. foot
c. boat 3. orange juice
d. florida 4. fur


Note: Answers Wednesday.





GAME: MIXER-UPPER


dgo





GAME: COLO(U)R BY NUMBERZZ


5674 12
4 777772 5.23
143





GAME: SHOUT HOORAY


1. Your team is #1. You shout: _____________


2. Money is awarded to your bank account. You shout: _____________


3. Your mother is elected president. You shout: _______________


4. Your gift is a DVD of "Top Gun." You shout: ______________


5. Ellen decides you will all go for ice cream. You shout: _____________


Answers: 1. Hooray. 2. Hooray. 3. Hooray. 4. Hooray. 5. Hooray.





GAME: WHAT AM I?


I am used to shoot whales.
I am used by harpooners.
I am used to spear whales.
I rhyme with "cartoon."


Answer: I am a fucking harpoon.





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