I just read an interesting advertisement for a major retail department store (ok, JC Penney). It was an advertisement seemingly directed to market to women. The ad was a call to participate in a personalized "Bra Fitting." Now as you may or may not know, I really love boobies! I want this job and I wonder how much it pays!!!??? Then again, WHO CARES! It said that personal appointments could be set up with a "Bra Fitting Specialist," so I called and made an appointment. Though the person on the other end of the line was quite confused, I explained that I needed a fitting for a Man Bra. We will see how that goes, but if alll else fails, maybe I will put in an application when I am there. Is there Bra Fitting Specialist Training? Let's set up a school!