I'm not going to write a novel. I will however redouble my efforts to make loads of money, which up until this point have been rather lackluster. According to recent books I have read on the subject I merely need to:
A. Visualize the massive sums of cash, huge house overlooking the Golden Gate Bridge, or Ferrari Murcielago. Visualization is the key. However I need to be careful not to visualize somebody else's Ferrari for that might cause that person give me the keys to their car as I hold them up with a .38.
B. Read Carl Jung and go golfing. This advice comes from Donald Trump. He would know, he has a hit t.v. show. Carl Jung teaches us that the greatest treasures are inside ourselves and golf teaches us how to cheat while in the presence of people in stupid clothing.
C. Have a winner's attitued. Know that I am going to win no matter how bad it may look. Polls have me getting only 1% of the popular vote, no problem, I'm still going to win. I owe more than I make in a year to the IRS, no biggie, the next big deal is just around the corner -- c'mon eight!
D. Realize that karma can bite you in the rear. The person I step on today, may karate chop me in the larynx tomorrow. Saying hello and being nice to strangers will cause them to stuff hundred dollar bills into my shirt.
E. Focus only on the positives, never the negatives. We are what we think. If I am covered in ca-ca, notice how nice the brown goes with my green trousers. The rich get richer because they are surrounded by abundance and because they can afford mind-expanding drugs, which give them the creativity to think up news ways to make moeny. The poor get poorer because they have to eat and it costs money to eat.
So I'll keep posting how this little experiment of mine is going. I'm already doing the visualization. I'm visualizing the house and around here they sell in the 2-8 million range (I have some work to do). I visualize that I walk into the house and check out all the rooms and the nice view but that I'm wearing a ski mask, so I'm not quite to the point where I believe my fantasy but I'm working on it.
If I'm verbose enough and it comes out to over 50k words then I will indeed have the requirements for the
National Novel Writing Month Challenge. I doubt it though (see how I've employed the "positive thinking approach?), and that's not the goal. The goal is $$$$ cash.
Now I'm visualizing Kerry taking Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania.
