While travelling to an "Undisclosed Location" this week, I was able to obtain unreleased photographs from the evidence file surrounding the final flight of Captain Heinous. Henious and his crew, aboard "Security Force" Aircraft #N/8/16, went down near Bumpass, VA due to the irrepressible force of Hurricane Charley. Enjoy these while you can, as the Federal Aviary Administration will surely push a cease and desist order through on us within a couple days, and we'll have to pull the pics down. The entire crew of #N/8/16 has been missing since the incident. If you have any information which may lead to the recovery of the Captain or his intrepid agents, dead or alive, please inform The Management.
If you do encounter Captain Heinous, and he offers you a flight, ride, drink, candy, money, or "companionship," DO NOT ACCEPT. Fall to the ground and play dead to the best of your ability. He will most likely toss candy corn in your general direction, then move on to a more suitable target.
Heinous on the run (1999 File Photo):
