A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Drunk ass motha fukka

Is a religious holy war the wet dream of evangelicals? How disappointed will they be after they've created a war (where there didn't need to be one) and ol' J.C. remains in the grave? Now we've picked on Syria (and again on Iran) while we've totally ignored the real threat of N. Korea. I'm no foreign policy wonk but it doesn't take PhD to know the Bush admin's head is up in Revelations Chapter 3 verse 4. (don't bother looking that up, I have no idea what it says).

I just heard a commercial from Dennis Miller. Is he the lamest character SNL ever spit out or what?

Idea: Thinking about what you don't have actually promulgates failure. Is the opposite true? Investigate.

Best scene from "Some Kind of Monster" when the punk rock bassist from Suicidal Tendencies gets 1 million dollars for playing bass better than anyone in the whole world. Metallica bite-a my weenie.

Do yourself a favor. Buy the Infectious Grooves CD (same bassist). Good shit. A crazy punk chick turned me on to it. She had nice boobies.

This was all inspired by a bottle of Cab Sav-een-yong, McMannis (only $10 a bot.) und velly goot.

Notice how it's hard to tell the psychotics talking to themselves on the street and people talking on their cell phones. I think that is a funny cosmic joke, that the evolutionary trend to use cell phones causes us to exhibit behavior akin to a mental deficiency. Ha ha. I laugh.

I had lunch at Fog City Diner and some dudes next to me were talkin' all NLP (Non linguistic programming). It was a way of life for them. They actually try to pick up women this way. If you don't know what that is (and if you're a woman you should), it's basically a fucked up psychological way for losers to get chicks. It's gay and when I say gay I don't mean homosexual, I mean GAY! This behavior threatens our species. Be men and get chicks the old fashion way with Rolex watches and Porsches. It may be base and shallow but at least it's honest.



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