Ape and Bil converse about various college basketball topics.

Part 1: Arizona Sucks

aBloodClot: GANSEY HANDD
MatesWithJewslak: I WANT TO PUNCH SALIM STOUDAMIRE IN THE FUCKING HEAD HANDD
aBloodClot: salim stoudamire looks like: fucking french guy who is accidentally good at basketball
aBloodClot: i don't know why, but i share: intense hatred of stoudd
aBloodClot: even before game-winn schott
aBloodClot: especially disliked: crazy arm-waev defensive staence
MatesWithJewslak: and: hair, face
MatesWithJewslak: ronny turiaf called, he wants the stupid ass look he's trying to pull off back
aBloodClot: heyo
aBloodClot: i also haett: arizz in general
MatesWithJewslak: me too
MatesWithJewslak: primarily because: arkansas def. duke in final game 1994
MatesWithJewslak: arkansas -> arkanZaw --> AZ ---> fuck them
aBloodClot: naems on team: especially annoying
aBloodClot: channing frye
aBloodClot: bret brielmaier
aBloodClot: beau muhlbach
aBloodClot: salim stoudamire
aBloodClot: sounds like: the fuken 3 p.m. shift at chippendaelzz
aBloodClot: or: a goddamn yachting clubb
aBloodClot: isaiah fox

Part 2: Illinois Fans Suck (Monologue)

aBloodClot: weird/amusing phenomenon took place at bar i watch gaemzen at lastt nightt
aBloodClot: namely:
aBloodClot: many illinois fanzen
aBloodClot: shouting things that you rarely hear shouted during baskk matches
aBloodClot: my theory is that illinois fanzen have not watched basketball until their team was ranked #1
aBloodClot: examples: "yes! score it!:
aBloodClot: "for the deuce!"
aBloodClot: (after illinois foul)
aBloodClot: :
aBloodClot: "no way! he got robbed!"
aBloodClot: 70 to 75 percent of passionate shouting from illinois fanzen was a little bit off

Part 3: NIT Signs

MatesWithJewslak: this weekend, i may actually go to:
a) bowling alley
b) NIT game
c) figure skating competition
d) boat/rv show
aBloodClot: b
aBloodClot: VCU?
MatesWithJewslak: MD-TCU
aBloodClot: to huckk: dartts at Marylandd fanzen?
MatesWithJewslak: nay, to cheer forntt maryland
aBloodClot: you should wear: duke sweattschirdt, ncaa tournamentt capp
MatesWithJewslak: i have no ill will toward: maryland fanzen
MatesWithJewslak: i would do that if: maryland had not shellacked duke twice this year
aBloodClot: you should definitely: maekk saenz
aBloodClot: "N-C-Double-What? The NIT's for me!"
aBloodClot: NCAA Tournament: Who NITs it?
aBloodClot: NIT is N(EA)IT-O
MatesWithJewslak: Everyone
Should want to
Play in the
National Invitation Tournament (NIT)!!!
MatesWithJewslak: NCAA Tournament: what's iNIT for me?
aBloodClot: heyo
MatesWithJewslak: reverse:
MatesWithJewslak: oh yeah, my team and half of the ACC
aBloodClot: I've got a NIT to pick with the NCAA Selection Committee!
MatesWithJewslak: front: NITpicky
MatesWithJewslak: back: NCAA- too picky
MatesWithJewslak: UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND: my final four NITpick!
MatesWithJewslak: stay tuned for the National Wedding Invitation Tournament following the game!
aBloodClot: Invitation: Accepted!
MatesWithJewslak: haha, i like that
MatesWithJewslak: Hey NIT: How's THAT for an RSVP!
MatesWithJewslak: NIT: Regrets Only
aBloodClot: Nothin' But N.E.T (National Evite Tournament)!
MatesWithJewslak: THIS BASKET-BALL IS GREAT AND EVERYTHING, BUT WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR CROSS-STICH ON?
aBloodClot: Strictly NITro action
aBloodClot: Hey, Wake Forest: Got Tourney?
MatesWithJewslak: THE NIT USED TO BE BETTER
aBloodClot: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the NITchen!
MatesWithJewslak: DON'T WORRY, CLEMSON IS ALREADY OUT
MatesWithJewslak: i actually did have a sign ready if Memphis was on maryland's side of the bracket
MatesWithJewslak: FOUL DARIUS WASHINGTON
aBloodClot: FOUL DARIUS RUCKER
MatesWithJewslak: NIT CANER-MEDLEY
aBloodClot: nice
aBloodClot: TAKE (N)IT TO THE LIM(N)IT ONE MORE (NI)TIME!
aBloodClot: NIT: It's good practice for next year. MARYLAND 2006 NCAA CHAMPS!!
MatesWithJewslak: I WENT OT HIGH SCHOOL WITH NITIN LENGADE, HE WAS NICE
aBloodClot: U SNOOZE U LOSE
aBloodClot: U SNOOZE U LOSE (CORINTHIANS 2:13)
aBloodClot: would be awess as a cutaway shot of a rabid fan going crazy with a "U SNOOZE U LOSE" sign
aBloodClot: we should have a game
aBloodClot: first person to get nonsensical sign on TV: winner
MatesWithJewslak: In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche.
Can I get a fucking interesting team up in here? - NIT.


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