A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.

Friday, November 18, 2005

My Job Sucks - Oldie But Goodie

Plumtreer: Capt, This is Andrew from Plumtree, was wondering if you could come in for an interview.
CaptHeinous: Yeah sure
Plumtreer: no really I mean it this time
CaptHeinous: Yup, send me email
Plumtreer: we need you expertise to roll out a B2C portal and leverage that to existing customers within the paradigm of customer relationship tracking
CaptHeinous: $$
Plumtreer: we pay you a competitive salary, exxellerated stock option plan and did I mention the free coffee?
CaptHeinous: What kind?
Plumtreer: strong
CaptHeinous: By the way, what expertise are you referring to?
Plumtreer: Your ability to "go long", deploy and present to C-level audiences
CaptHeinous: How did you get my IM?
Plumtreer: It's in the Portal. It's all in the portal!
CaptHeinous: Email the deets bro
Plumtreer: Gotta reboot capt, back in 5
CaptHeinous: okeedokee



ah yeah, we's funny!  


you: fill out your TPS?
me: nope.
you: ok.  


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