Greetings earthlings. It has been quite some time since I posted so I thought you would be interested to know what heinous proceedings have taken place. OK well maybe not but here they are anyway.
World Cup: Germany is great these days while playing host to the World Cup. For once it can legally enforce keeping certain [immigrant] people out of their country, claiming that they are protecting the games by keeping out the "hooligans." Now I know there is validity to this, but hey, maybe they will keep the practice going for their next coming. By the way, plenty of "No Nazi" signs everywhere. I didn't really know it was a problem again but apparently tey take it pretty seriously. The last interesting thing I noted was that even the Germans wondered where the hell all of the stinking Mexicans were coming from! Between the World Cup in Germany and the U.S., I am not sure Mexico had any Mexicans left. Fun things included wearing newly minted T-Shirts around that said "Team America...FUCK YEAH!" which were a huge hit until we realized that the U.S. soccer team would not be participating in the games.
Grand Prix du Canada: OK I am over going to Montreal for Grand Prix. It is WAY too expensive and the same shit happens every year. Friend's wife gets drunk, friend's wife hits on other nationalities (this year Irish), friend gets pissed and leaves, we deal with idiot drunk wife, internationals want to kick our ass, we leave, wife makes it home somehow, friend never knows if she was screwed, etc. $600/day sucks when you don't get laid, though I got about 50 pictures of hot chicks and big tits. I should have just surfed porn all weekend. Either Schumacher or Alonso wins every year.
I want to go to Sweden.
Pics on the way. PS the guy in the next cube sounds just like Phil Hartman. Man I miss that guy.
soccer=gay
youre gay, gay!
