I just realized that I have this whole marriage thing wrong. In fact, I probably screwed this up over 15 years ago. See, the thing is, as a man, one should think about getting this marriage thing out of the way quickly, cleanly, with no regret, and no debt! The way it should work is, you get married way too young, you know at 22 or 23, and maybe you actually want to at that time. Then you realize that you have your whole life in front of you and that there are too many chicks out there to turn you down that you may need to give it a few more tries. Then one chick doesn't turn you down, then divorce. So now, you have an excuse to get out of the first marriage and not get into the second marriage. You were too young before, and you are not ready to rush into something now! It's brilliant. Then you end up at 50-55 marrying some young thing half your age as a namesake. I really wish i would have thought of this...
What?
Don't do it man!
Congratulations!
Don't do it!
Congratulations!
Captain Heinous is coming to a sad realization...
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